Saturday, December 09, 2006

Tits, Ass and Cuteness



Cute & Small Boobs

Raw score: 29% Big Breasts, 54% Big Ass, and 64% Cute!







Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.



Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.



Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!



Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!









My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 10% on tit-size
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You scored higher than 61% on ass-size
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You scored higher than 72% on cuteness


Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test


....or does this just indicate how I would like to deflower cute teens?

Monday, May 15, 2006

Veggieburgers


make with 100% ground vegetarians

Should I say sorry to my "grass eating" friends in advance? I open my mouth, I look in the mirror, I see the teeth of an omnivore, I see no reason to fly in the face of nature. Besides, if we are not supposed to eat animals why do they taste so good?

I was a vegetarian for a while. Actually about a year before the BSE scandal broke. When my mum (RIP) tipped me off that doctors were warning there was something wrong in the food chain. Government strangely silent - sitting on the story - c*nts.

I discovered Indian food (lots of it vegetarian - and it tastes good). I still have my free Hare Krishna cook book - and it comes out from time to time; I said omnivore, not carnivore.

BUT this is an article every vegetarian should read (even if only to take vehement offence to):
http://www.hyperactive-stage.co.uk/blog/comments.asp?ref=196


Now read why I especially think you should read it (and it has nothing to do with what you choose to eat):
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/12/newcastle_veggie_site/

Don't like criticism of your beliefs? Lack the wit to enter into reasoned debate? Censorship - you know it makes sense.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

For Trinity


If she finds it. Answering a question from elsewhere. Because the answer is more appropriate here.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Killing me softly

I do not believe in one God or several. Keeping it scientific if God wishes to make him/herself/themselves known by fiery chariot or email I am prepared to reconsider.

However, if there is a God then I imagine that in October 2004 ‘they’ needed a night out at the pub with some good company. Writer, broadcaster, and comedian Pete McCarthy (of McCarthy’s Bar) sadly departed this world. He was followed closely by John Peel – writer, broadcaster, DJ and champion of many an aspiring band who went on to be big (and many that didn’t). Both men are fondly remembered and sadly missed by many people who never met them, but who held them dear (and felt they knew them) through their public works.

I never met Pete or John, but I would have liked to. There is one person still living for whom I have a similar longing to meet: 'Mil' Millington. For those who have not come across him can I direct you to the website that has made him famous. Before I do can I also suggest that if your bladder is in anyway full that you empty it first – for your own safety, that of your clothing and furniture.

The website, about Englishman Mil and his long suffering relationship with his German girlfriend Margret, is www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com. It is well known, it has been around a while – Mil has written three books on the back of its fame.

Why this site and its author are particularly resonant with me:
a) Long ago I had a strident, vociferous and cute (in a moody sort of way) German girlfriend (she is now married and living in Australia – not that I am stalking her or anything – I am also married and not living in Australia)
b) My wife and I argue in similar ways although sadly I am probably veer closer to Margret in terms of behaviour
c) I used to work in IT
d) I used to live in Wolverhampton (Go Wolves!)

Now I shall probably never meet Mil (unless he frequents Asda at lunchtimes on Saturdays that Wolves play at home), but I would like to. Just to say how much I enjoy his humour, his observation, that is 'so' like me. But isn’t that key to every great observational comic, jounalist, travel writer? To highlight the absurd, render the real surreal. Find that essence with which we can all identify – to reflect the common idiosyncrasies that bind all humanity.

Pete, John -RIP. Mil – more power to your elbow. Margret – keep him in check.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Remiss

I am just not getting the hang of this. I started blogging in the other place and still instinctively blog there. Except that some of what I blog there is not relevant to the audience. I must come here more often. I must blog here more often. I have the recent excuse I have been away - only works for the last two weeks; more of that later.

Friday, March 31, 2006

"BYELORUSSIAN PRESIDENT"

Lukashenko - bullet in the head or shotgun blast in the face now - lot cheaper than an invasion and a lot less blood shed than a revolution.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

dee too eks


I am allergic to film developer. It is something I discovered in school. I was allergic to most of the oils used in metal work as well. The latter did not matter; I never became a metal worker. I did become a professional photographer.

Part of the process was always denied to me, but I was happy with a Leitz projector and Kodachrome Professional.

I used to be a Canon fan. Then one day I sold my Canon FD system and went purist for a while. No lugging a bag of lenses around - just a rugged "compact". A Nikon compact - with a stunning 35mm lens. That and Kodachrome made me money.

Then, eventually, a long time after I got a job with far higher remuneration than your average professional photographer, I decided I missed the options of a decent 35mm SLR and lots of lenses. So I looked at the options: Leica is nice - in the same way as a Rolls Royce; love to have one, but not for everyday use. Contax - I have used professionally with loaned kit - very good, but not state of the art. Olympus - at the time had lost their way. Pentax - not for pros, not these days anyway, Yes, it was Canon or Nikon.

So I tried them out - top of the line. ASM, decent metering, mirror lock-up, depth-of-field preview. Both are good brands. Canon had a wider range of newer lenses. Nikon could use virtually anything with a Nikon mount. Nikon's MMI was more traditional - that is what swung it for me.

So I bought an F5. I have several lenses - the best are Nikon; the others are oddities not available in the Nikon range.

In the meantime I had discovered scanning and Photoshop. Kodachrome had given way to Royal Gold and Supra [negative film has a higher latitude than positive - and if you want it, you can get the slide "look" by manipulating curves]. I was finally in the "darkroom" - albeit digital.

However, something has now happened to "wet film". It is hard to get it developed well. The pros have mostly gone digital. A little while back I costed it out; a new scanner [Scan Elite 5400 II] and three years of film at my current low, amateur, usage versus a new D2x. Did not justify a D2x.

So I wait six months and Nikon annouces the D200 - at a compelling price even before it hits the streets and gets lowered. Time to go fully digital? It seems so. So courtesy of Grays [where else?] I have tried out the D200. Well it is lighter than the F5, and smaller, and almost as solid. It has a stunning imaging chip and all the on-board controls you could need [with the exception of vertical controls that you can get by adding the dual battery pack].

BUT

I don't like the viewfinder. I don't like the screen with the little AF boxes; I miss a proper eyecup; the titchy pentaprism seems too close to the lens [especially with a big, fast, "pukka" lens]. Don't believe everything you read in the press - try before you buy.

I want a D2x. I don't want to pay twice as much as a D200 for it*. I will consider a little more than the list price for a D200 with MBD200. If Nikon brings out the rumoured D3h and prices it between the D2x and the D200 I might just run to it - once the street price starts to bite. Bugger, 'cause I also want one now!

[*On this subject why does eBay continue allow so many scammers? - just ban email addresses inside postings and put these little shits out of business]

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

World's Shortest Personality Test

Thanks to Starlet who in turn thanked Deepblue

Your Personality Profile

You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Bowing to the inevitable


Sir has moved. Now who is going to get the play on words that sound like the name he has in the other place? Am I here and not there. I don't know yet. For now I am in two places at once. But I don't like the way things are going - blogs are dividing the other place and not in a good way. So this is the blog for the rest of me. It will be silly, it will be serious, it will be unconstrained by anyone opinions but my own.